AstroGiraffe 2 Canvas
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AstroGiraffe 2 Canvas
Museum-Quality Badassery on Canvas
400gsm cotton canvas that'll make your eyes pop and your neighbors weep with envy.
Colors That Outlive Your Ex
Archival pigment inks so vibrant, they'll still be popping when your grandkids inherit your place.
Thicc Frame Energy
1.25" stretcher bars giving your art more curve appeal than an Instagram model's ass.
So Fresh and So Clean
Staple-free sides smoother than your best pick-up line, perfect for that frameless look.
Decor That Doesn't Give a Fuck
Versatile styles that look fucking amazing whether you live in a mansion or a shoebox.
Hang It Like You Mean It
Pre-installed hardware so easy, even your drunk-ass uncle could hang it straight.
Lightweight Champion of the World
So easy to move, you can redecorate faster than you change your damn mind.
Bougie Art on a Ramen Budget
High-end looks that'll fool everyone into thinking you've got a fucking trust fund.
The Gift That Doesn't Suck Ass
Finally, something for that picky bastard who hates everything.
Save the Goddamn Planet Already
Eco-friendly materials so you can feel smug while you decorate.
Arrives Flawless or We'll Shit Ourselves
Packaging so protective, it's like a helicopter parent for your art.
Hate It? We'll Eat the Shit
Love it or return it, no questions asked. We're not your clingy ex.
Made in the USA
American-made quality that'll make you want to shotgun a beer and salute the flag.
